Those nice people at Plentyoffish.com have decided to delete my profile....was it something I said? I mean, it's not as if I've murdered anyone (yet). My self esteem isn't exactly the highest at the best of times and something like this could prove to be the straw that broke the donkeys back....I wish I hadn't said that...you know how I feel about donkeys. I would never harm one no matter what they did to me. In all my time dealing with donkeys I've never so much as laid a finger on one in anger...and believe me when I tell you that they can be annoying little buggers sometimes. One of them in particular (Fenella) has had a major crush on me for several years now and depending on the time of the month, has a penchant for pinning me down in the corner of the barn and simulating donkey-man rape upon my person. I don't really mind that much - christ knows....it's the nearest to full blown sex I've ever had (at least she's female and is a very gentle lover). Anyway - I just wanted to explain why the link to my Plentyoffish profile is no longer working. I'm off now to stalk a woman I noticed in the library yesterday. She was looking at a book about animal husbandry which indicates to me that she's probably into beastiality (even if she doesn't know it yet) and if I get a chance to talk to her I will casually slip this into our conversation.
I wish myself luck!
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